Shayari Bazar

A guy walks into a Texas bar and orders a small glass beer When the bartender comes with the drink it was the size of a a keg The guy says that he just ordered a small glass of beer Bartender says That is a small glass of beer son Everything in Texas is big Then he ordered a small steak When the waitress brings it to him it is this huge 40 oz piece of meat The guy says that he only ordered a small steak The waitress says Son everything is big in Texas After eating he asks where the bathroom is and is told to take the third door on the right By now he is a bit smashed and though he carefully counts the doors he enters the third door on the left and falls into a pool He returns to the bar soaking wet What in Hell happened to you? asks the barkeep Oh man I fell in the damn toilet