A Police Officer pulls over this guy who s been weaving in and out of the lanes He goes up to the guy s window and says Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube The man says Sorry officer I can t do that I am an asthmatic If I do that I ll have a really bad asthma attack Okay fine I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample I can t do that either I am a hemophiliac If I do that I ll bleed to death Well then we need a urine sample I m sorry officer I can t do that either I am also a diabetic If I do that I ll get really low blood sugar All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line I can t do that officer Why not? Because I m drunk

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