Shayari Bazar

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet What s with that big brass gong? one of the guests asked It s not a gong It s a talking clock the drunk replied A talking clock? Seriously? asked his astonished friend Yup replied the drunk How s it work? the friend asked squinting at it Watch the drunk replied He picked up the mallet gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back The three stood looking at one another for a moment Suddenly someone on the other side of the wall screamed You asshole It s three-fifteen in the morning