Shayari Bazar

Since today is 31st December these some Self-Care Tips for drunkards will be useful 1 Symptom : Cold and humid feet Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet) Cure: Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward 2 Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights Cause: You re lying on the floor Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor 3 Symptom: The floor looks blurry Cause: Looking through an empty glass Cure: Quickly refill your glass 4 Symptom: The floor is moving Cause: You re being dragged away Cure: At least ask where they re taking you 5 Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks Cause : You have your glass on your ear and tryin to drink from it Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself 6 Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny Cause: You re in the wrong house Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house 7 Symptom: The room is shaking a lot everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive Cause: You re in an ambulance Cure: Don t move Let the professionals do their job ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST