Shayari Bazar

A guy comes home completely drunk one night He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife who is most definitely not happy Where the hell have you been all night? she demands At this new bar he says The Golden Saloon Everything there is golden It s got huge golden doors a golden floor and even the urinal s gold The wife still doesn t believe his story and the next day checks the phone book finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon She calls up the place to check her husband s story Is this the Golden Saloon? she asks when the bartender answers the phone Yes it is bartender answers Do you have huge golden doors? Sure do Do you have golden floors? Most certainly do What about golden urinals? There s a long pause then the woman hears the bartender yelling Hey Duke I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night