Shayari Bazar

A conversation heard at a local pub: Gee Sam wish you were here with me But Tom I am Look see I m right in front of you No you re not Yes I am Can prove you re not Bet you 5 You re on You re not in New York City are you? That s true And you re not in Montreal Can t argue with you there And you are definitely not in Paris Nope If you re not in New York City Montreal or Paris then you must be someplace else Yea that makes sense Well if you re someplace else you can t be here So pay up let s have the 5 Can t Why not? I m not here