Shayari Bazar

Late one Friday night the policemen spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening Aye so I have Tis Friday you know so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints And then there was something called Happy Hour and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good I had four or five o those Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness - couldn t be rude ye know Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey which he held up for inspection The officer sighed and said Sir I m afraid I ll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test Indignantly the man said Why? Don t ye believe me?