Shayari Bazar

Back in the days of the old Wild Wild West lived a guy named Ted who used to have a lot of fun He rode into town like he usually did every Saturday night and he went into the saloon and got drunk All of his friends saw him drinking and decided to play a trick on him So they went outside and turned the saddle on his horse around That way they figured when he got outside drunk and they put him on there he would get on home the best way he could So when it was time he got real drunk and staggered outside got up on his horse and rode off The next morning when he woke up he says My goodness And his wife says What s a matter dear don t you feel alright? He said Yeah but I sure had a tough time getting home last night Some son of a gun cut my horses head off and I had to guide him all the way home with my finger sticking in his windpipe