Shayari Bazar

A man came home VERY late drunk as a skunk to find his wife waiting for him at the door Where have you been? she screams It s 4 in the morning He says Aww I just stopped at this bar I was only going to have one drink but this bar it was incredible Everything in it was gold-plated They had a gold rail under the bar gold ashtrays they served the drinks in gold shot glasses the table posts were all gold-plated even the mirror behind the bar was gold The cash register was gold I was so amazed by all this gold I just kept ordering drinks and so I could stay in the bar and look at it Hell even when I went to the Men s Room to take a leak they had gold-plated urinals man I want to tell you it was wonderful I don t believe that story for one goddamn minute his wife said What was this place called? Hell he replies I can t remember I got too drunk and I forgot You re gonna have to prove it to me tomorrow when you sober up or I m going to divorce you she said The next day the man looks through the Yellow Pages under BARS but none of the names ring a bell He decides that he ll call all the bars listed and ask the bartenders about the decor in their establishments He s called about 50 bars so far and still no luck Finally he calls one bar asks his question and the bartender says that yes they are the bar with all the gold-plated stuff Here the man says handing the phone to his wife Ask this bartender if I m lying The wife gets on the line and begins to ask the bartender about all the things her husband had told her about on the previous night the rail the shot glasses the mirrors the table posts the cash register etc etc Finally she says Now this may seem like a strange question but my husband says you even have gold-plated urinals do you? The bartender puts the phone down on the bar and she hears him yell Hey Mike I think I know who pissed in your saxophone