Shayari Bazar

A man leaves a bar gets into his car and drives away 200 yards further he’s stopped by a police officer Officer: Good evening sir We’re testing drivers for drunken driving Would you please blow into this machine? Man: I`m sorry I can’t do that I have asthma If I blow on that machine I will get out of air Officer: Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test Man: I can’t do that I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death Officer: Then you’ll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line Man: Can’t do that either ?Officer: Why not? Man: Because I’m dead drunk