A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer The bartender shoved the foaming glass in front of him Look said the customer I have no arms - would you please hold the glass up to my mouth? Sure said the bartender and he did Now said the customer I wonder if you d be so kind as to get my handkerchief out of my pocket and wipe the foam off my mouth Certainly And it was done If said the armless man you d reach in my right hand pants pocket you ll find the money for the beer The bartender got it You ve been very kind said the customer Just one thing more Where is the men s room? Out the door said the bartender turn left walk two blocks and there s one in a filling station on the corne

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