A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee After sitting there for awhile he yells to the server Hey you want to hear a blond joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent In a very deep husky voice the woman next to him says Before you tell that joke sir I think it is only fair -- given that you re blind -- that you should know five things: 1 The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat 2 The bouncer is a blond girl 3 I m a 6 foot tall 175 lb blond woman with a black belt in karate 4 The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter 5 The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler Now think about it seriously Mister Do you still want to tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second shakes his head and mutters No Not if I m gonna have to explain it five times

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