Shayari Bazar

One afternoon this blonde drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax On his way to the lake a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him to stop Blonde rolls down the window and says How can I help you? I am the red jerk of the highway You got something to eat? With a smile in his face blonde hands a sandwich to the guy in red and drives away Not even five minutes later he comes across another guy This guy is dressed fully in yellow standing on the side and waving for him to stop A bit irritated blonde stops cranks down the window and says What can I do for you? I am the yellow jerk of the highway You got something to drink? Hardly managing to smile this time he hands the guy a can of cola and stomps on the pedal and takes off again In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what To his frustration he sees another guy on the side of the road this one dressed in blue and signaling for him to stop Reluctantly blonde decides to stop one last time rolls down his window and yells Let me guess You`re the blue jerk of the highway Just what the hell do you want? Driver`s license and registration please