Shayari Bazar

A blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do Well you can paint my porch How much will you charge? The blonde said How about 50 dollars? The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage  The man s wife inside the house heard the conversation and said to her husband Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house? The man replied She should She was standing on the porch A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money You re finished already? he asked Yes the blonde answered and I had paint left over so I gave it two coats Impressed the man reached in his pocket for the 50 And by the way the blonde added that s not a Porch it s a Ferrari