Shayari Bazar

A blonde was speeding in a 30 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car The police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for her driving license The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman What does a driver s license look like? Irritated the blonde cop said You dummy it s got your picture on it The blonde frantically searched her purse again and found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom She held it up to her face and said Aha This must be my driver s license and handed it to the blonde policewoman The blonde cop looked in the mirror handed it back to the driver and said You re free to go And if I had known you were a police officer too we could have avoided all this hassle