How come you re late? asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door It was awful she explains I was walking down the street and there was this terrible accident A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car His leg was broken his skull was fractured and there was blood everywhere Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute What did you do? asks the bartender I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting

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