Shayari Bazar

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it She thought a quarterback was a refund She tripped on the cordless phone She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept At the bottom of the application where it says sign here she put Sagittarius If she spoke her mind she`d be speechless When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home she moved Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night