Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig killing it instantly Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn What happened to you? asked Bill Well the Farmer gave me the wine his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me said the driver My God what did you tell them? asks Clinton The driver replies I`m Bill Clinton`s driver and I just killed the pig
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