Shayari Bazar

The Pakistani President Gen Pervez Musharraf is visiting his friend U S President George Bush in Washington DC The U S President offers a gift to his guest Here you go Mush says Bush Try out this shiny new Cadillac It s their finest model Thank you Mr President but I cannot accept this magnificent gift replies the Musharraf Oh I understand about gift limits I understand the problems you are having in Pakistan with your non-profit associations Ok then give me a half dollar for it Then it won t be a gift replies Bush Musharraf gives Bush a dollar I don t have any change too bad says the President No big deal you ll just give me two Cadillacs retorts Musharraf