Shayari Bazar

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border when they came across a badly mangled dead body As they got closer they found it was an Iraqi soldier A short distance up the road they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road struggling to breathe They ran to him cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened Well he whispered I was walking down this road armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard I looked him right in the eye and shouted Saddam Hussein is a moronic deceitful lying piece of trash He looked me right in the eye and shouted back George W Bush is a moronic deceitful lying piece of trash too We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us