Shayari Bazar

Some new trains have been announced in the name of celebrities Modi Express: Will not stop anywhere till it reaches the destination Bappi Lahiri Express: Pull chain another chain will be seen behind it Ekta Kapoor Express: Will come three times on the same platform in slow motion Amir Khan Express: Will run once in a year and pick the passengers as per its choice Salman Khan Express: Can run on footpath Manmohan Express: One and only silent train Dhoni Express: 95% journey 10km/hr and remaining 5% 400km/hr Mamata Express: Train will run in the opposite direction of destination Rahul Gandhi Express: Will get derailed repeatedly Congress Express: An experienced driver in each coach driver Of engine on leave Amit Shah Express: Covers the whole country except Delhi Kejriwal Express: Sure to start but no guarantee it will reach destination could stop midway if driver decides to abandon train And finally Indian Railways Ka Shaan Rajnikant Express: Train will remain static at one place and stations will come and go