A nursery school teacher says to her class Who can use the word definitely in a sentence? First a little girl says The sky is definitely blue The teacher says Sorry Amy but the sky can sometimes be gray or black A second little boy says Trees are definitely green Sorry but in the autumn the trees are brown Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks Does a fart have lumps? The teacher looks horrified and says Johnny Of course not OK then I DEFINITELY shit my pants

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