A precious little girl walks into a Petsmart store and asks in the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth Excuthe me mithter do you keep widdle wabbits? As the shopkeeper s heart melts he gets down on his knees so that he s on her level and asks Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there? She in turn blushes rocks on her heels puts her hands on her knees leans forward and says in a tiny quiet voice I don t think my python weally gives a thit

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