Shayari Bazar

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is Her reply is Gentlemen don t ask ladies that question Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs Again the mother s reply is Gentlemen don t ask ladies that question The boy then asks Why did daddy leave you? To this the mother says You shouldn t ask that and then sends him to his room On the way to his room the boy trips over his mother s purse When he picks it up her driver s license falls out Little Johnny looks it over and goes back to his mother saying I know all about you now You are 36 years old weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an F in sex