One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river Three boys playing along the river saw the accident Without a second thought they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river After cleaning up he said Boys you saved the President of the United States today You deserve a reward You name it I ll give it to you The first boy said Please I d like a ticket to Disneyland I ll personally hand it to you said Bush I d like a pair of Nike Air Turbos the second boy said I ll buy them myself and give them to you said Bush And I d like a wheelchair with a stereo in it said the third boy I ll personally wait a second son you re not handicapped No but I will be when my father finds out whom I saved from drowning

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