Shayari Bazar

One day on a train there were two small boys and a middle aged lady She sat reading her book but couldn`t help overhearing the two small boys having a deep heated discussion on the subject of spelling It would be spelt `W-W-W-W-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-B-B-B-B` the first boy argued No its not It`s spelt `W-W-W-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-B-B-B` retorted the other The lady leaned over unable to keep to herself and said Excuse me boys but I think you`ll find the word is spelled `W-O-M-B` The first little boy looked at the other and then back at the lady and replied You know lady I bet you`ve never even seen a hippopotamus let alone ever heard one fart underwate