Shayari Bazar

When Tim was just a wee lad he went regularly to Sunday School One day his teacher decided to test Tim to see if he understood the concept of getting to Heaven She asked him If I sold my house and my car had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church Would that get me into Heaven? NO Time answered If I cleaned the church every day mowed the yard and kept everything neat and tidy would that get me into Heaven? Again the answer was NO By now the teacher was starting to smile Hey this was fun Well then if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my husband would that get me into Heaven? Again Tim answered NO The Sunday School teacher was just bursting with pride for him Well she continued then how can I get into Heaven? A very confident young Tim shouted out YOU GOTTA BE DEAD