St Peter was manning the pearly gates when 40 New Yorkers showed up Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven s door before St Peter thought he had better consult God So he left the group at the gates and went off to find God I ve got 42 people from New York said St Peter Is it safe to let them in? New York huh? mused God We certainly don t want heaven overrun with New Yorkers Why don t you just admit the ten most virtuous? St Peter went back to relay the news but a few minutes later returned to God in a state of anxiety What s happened? asked God They ve gone gasped St Peter What all of the New Yorkers? No the pearly gates

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