Shayari Bazar

Husband is a Software Professional Husband : Good evening dear I am now logged in Wife : Have you brought the ring? Husband : Bad command or File name Wife : But I told in the mornin Husband : Erroneous Syntax Abort? Wife : What about your salary? Husband : File in use Wife : What about my new saree? Husband : Variable not found Wife : At least give me your credit card I want to do some shopping Husband : Sharing Violation Access Denied Wife : Do you love me or do you only like computers or are you just being funny? Husband : Too many parameters Wife : It was a great mistake that I married a stupid guy like you Husband : Data type mismatch Wife : You are a useless nut Husband : It is by default Wife : By the way who was in the car this morning ? Husband : System is unstable Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot