Shayari Bazar

What does a baby computer call his father? Data What is a computer`s first sign of old age? Loss of memory What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat What is a computer virus? A terminal illness To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer Computers make very fast very accurate mistakes The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord