A doctor had just delivered twins They were a boy and a girl The head nurse brought them out for their father to see He could hardly believe his good fortune The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe they had finally arrived As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said You can t touch those babies You aren t sterile With out missing a beat he retorted You re telling me

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