A little old lady goes to the doctor and says Doctor I have this problem with gas but it really doesn t bother me too much My farts never smell and are always silent As a matter of fact I ve farted at least 20 times since I ve been here in your office You didn t know I was farting because they don t smell and are silent The doctor says I see take these pills and come back to see me next week The next week the lady comes back Doctor she says I don t know what the heck you gave me but now my farts although still silent stink terribly The doctor says Good Now that we ve cleared up your sinuses let s work on your hearing

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