A new miracle doctor was in town He could cure anything and anybody and everyone was amazed with what he can do Everyone except for Mr Smith the town grouch So Mr Smith went to this miracle doctor to prove that he wasn t anybody special Hey doc I have lost my sense of taste I can t taste nothin so what are ya goin to do? The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little then tells Mr Smith What you need is jar number 43 Jar number 43? Mr Smith wonders So the doctor brings the jar and tells Mr Smith to taste it He tastes it and immediately spits it out This is gross he yells I just restored your sense of taste Mr Smith says the doctor That will be 100 So Mr Smith goes home very mad One month later Mr Smith goes back to the doctor along with a new problem Doc he starts I can t remember The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little and tells Mr Smith What you need is jar number 43 Before the doctor finished his sentence Mr Smith fled the office

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