Shayari Bazar

Sam and John were out cutting wood and John cut his arm off Sam wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took it and John to a surgeon The surgeon said: You are in luck I am an expert at reattaching limbs Come back in four hours So Sam came back in four hours and the surgeon said: I got done faster than I expected to John is down at the local pub Sam went to the pub and saw John throwing darts A few weeks later Sam and John were out again and John cut his leg off Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and John back to the surgeon The surgeon said: Legs are a little tougher - come back in six hours Sam returned in six hours and the surgeon said: I finished early - John is down at the soccer field Sam went to the soccer field and there was John kicking goals A few weeks later John had a terrible accident and cut his head off Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of John to the surgeon The surgeon said: Gee heads are really tough Come back in twelve hours So Sam returned in twelve hours and the surgeon said I am sorry John died Sam said: I understand - heads are tough The surgeon said: Oh no The surgery went fine John suffocated in that plastic bag