There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was war The first person comes up onto the stage and says I m an atomic bomb He gets his applause and steps down The second person comes up and says I m a hydrogen bomb Again there s applause and he steps down And then a naked little man comes up to the stage and says I m dynamite Everybody runs away hysterically When one of them is asked why he says Didn t you see how small his fuse was?

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