Shayari Bazar

1 Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl 2 When the doorbell rings a male or kid goes to open the door and the females run for their dupatta So keep ur friends close but your dupatta closer 3 Picking up/dropping a relative (airport/railway stn) is an important family affair Railway stns are like a stroll in the park 4 Every teenage girls first crush is Dhoni or Virat Kholi Mothers approve Mothers dont approve film stars though 5 We thrive on street food and we dont get sick 6 Every indian mother has 2 careers working/housewife + Match making 7 We have all had secret boyfriends/girlfriends We dint care about them cheating on us but we dreaded getting caught by each others parents 8 Indian girls have 3 type of brothers Real brother cousin brother Rakhee brother Every indian guy is definitely somebodys rakhee brother 9 The bride MUST cry at her Vidai A bride has no business looking happy 10 We go on cleaning sprees only during diwali/Christmas or when we have guests coming over 11 However old we are our parenrs need to know every detail of our schedule Daily No excuses No exemption 12 When indian parents buy tickets every child becomes under 12 Getting a half ticket is a huge victory 13 If we live in another city and dont call our mom daily she ll freak out and call all our friends to make sure we are alive 14 We get embarrassed in front of our parents even when the word sex is written on a form to specify gender 15 No other nationality can beat indians in bargaining Chalo bhaiya Na tera na mera Itne paise theek hain 16 No matter if we are Convent educated When we are actually angry we switch to highly effective dirty Hindi swear words 16 We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room 17 Why to change the remote batteries when u can just slap the shit out of the remote and make it work? 18 Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin