A guy stops by a cafe for breakfast After paying the tab he checks his pockets and leaves his tip - three pennies As he strides toward the door his waitress muses only half to herself You know you can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves The man turns around curiosity getting the better of him Oh really? Tell me what does my tip say? Well this penny tells me you re a thrifty man Barely able to conceal his pride the man utters Hmm true enough And this penny it tells me you re a bachelor Surprised at her perception he says Well that s true too And the third penny tells me that your father was one too

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