Shayari Bazar

1 I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience 2 I have lurnt Word Perfect 6 computor and spreasheet progroms 3 Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year 4 Wholly responsible for too [2] failed financial institutions 5 Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave 6 Failed bar exam with relatively high grades 7 It s best for employers that I not work with people 8 Let s meet so you can ooh and aah over my experience 9 You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time 10 Am a perfectionist and rarely if ever forget details 11 I was working for my mom until she decided to move 12 Marital status: single Unmarried Unengaged Uninvolved No commitments 13 I have an excellent track record although I am not a horse 14 I am loyal to my employer at all costs Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail 15 I have become completely paranoid trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing 16 My goal is to be a meterologist But since I possess no training in meteorology I suppose I should try stock brokerage 17 I procrastinate especially when the task is unpleasant 18 Personal interests: donating blood Fourteen gallons so far 19 As indicted I have over five years of analyzing investments 20 Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store 21 Note: Please don t misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping I have never quit a job 22 Marital status: often Children: various 23 Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every morning I could not work under those conditions 24 The company made me a scapegoat just like my three previous employers 25 Finished eighth in my class of ten 26 References: none I have left a path of destruction behind me