1 If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall 2 Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation 3 Crazed maniacs have super-human strength 4 The suburbs are exciting 5 Good guys always shoot better than bad guys 6 Good guys are always outnumbered 7 Good guys always win and get the girl 8 Good guys are always good looking 9 Ugly people are always bad guys 10 All Chinese people know Karate 11 There are no ugly women only ugly men 12 Court cases are all solved with a surprise witness 13 Good guys are the only ones who have a sense of humor 14 Cars will explode in all accidents 15 Everyone has a `dark` secret 16 Cream pies are made to be thrown never eaten 17 Haunted houses are never locked 18 Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg 19 When it rains it always pours 20 You are always safe as soon as you cross the *county line* - 150 miles away

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