Shayari Bazar

A lady walks into Tiffany s She browses around spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn t pop up right now As she turns around her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism the salesman greets the lady with Good day Madam How may we help you today? Very uncomfortably but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little accident she asks Sir what is the price of this lovely bracelet? He answers Madam if you farted just looking at it you re going to shit yourself when I tell you the price