A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says Oh We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle The Texan immediately says We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows The conversation has meanwhile almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field He asks And what are those? The Aussie asks with an incredulous look Don t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?
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