Shayari Bazar

The scene is sometime in the old era when cockpits had round dials plus flight engineers and navigators The crusty old-timer captain is breaking in a brand new navigator The captain opens his briefcase pulls out a 38 and rests it on the glare panel He asks the navigator Know what this is for? No sir replies the newbie I use it on navigators that get us lost explains the captain winking at his first officer The navigator then opens his briefcase pulls out a 45 and sets it on his chart table What s THAT for? queries the surprised captain Well sir replies the navigator I ll know we re lost before you will