Shayari Bazar

A for arthritis B for bad back C is for chest pains Perhaps cardiac D is for dental decay and decline E is for eyesight - can t read that top line F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I d rather not mention ) H high blood pressure (I d rather have low ) I for incisions with scars you can show J is for joints that now fail to flex L for libido - what happened to sex? Wait I forgot about K K is for my knees that crack when they re bent (Please forgive me my Memory ain t worth a cent ) N for neurosis pinched nerves and stiff neck O is for osteo and all bones that crack P for prescriptions I have quite a few Give me another pill; I ll be good as new Q is for queasiness Fatal or flu? R is for reflux - one meal turns into two S is for sleepless nights counting my fears T for tinnitus-- hear bells in my ears U is for urinary: difficulties with flow V is for vertigo that s dizzy you know W is worry now what s going round? X is for X ray and what might be found Y for another year I ve left behind Z is for zest that I still have my mind Have survived all the symptoms my body s deployed And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed