A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say Pick me up He looked around and couldn t see any one He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again Pick me up He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog The man said Are you talking to me? The frog said Yes I m talking to you Pick me up then kiss me and I ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen I ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride The man looked at the frog for a short time reached over picked it up carefully and placed it in his front breast pocket Then the frog said What are you nuts? Didn t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride He opened his pocket looked at the frog and said Nah at my age I d rather have a talking frog

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