A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him He thought to himself Wow she s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant; but which airline does she work for? Hoping to pick her up he leaned towards her and said Love to fly and it shows? She gave him a blank confused stare and he immediately thought to himself she doesn t work for Delta A few seconds later another slogan popped into his head He leaned towards her again Something special in the air? She gave him the same confused look He mentally kicked himself and scratched American Airlines off of the list Next he tried I would really love to fly your friendly skies? This time the woman barked back at him Man what the fu*k do you want? The man smiled then slumped back in his chair Ahhh Air Canada

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