Shayari Bazar

A judge asked a defendant to please stand You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw From out in the audience a man shouted Lying bastard Silence in the court the judge shouted back to the man He turned to the defendant and said You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel Tightwad blurted the man again Quiet yelled the judge who continued You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill Son of a The man started to shout when the judge thundered back If you don t tell me reason for your outbursts right now I will hold in contempt So the man answered I ve lived next to that man for ten years now but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one