Shayari Bazar

A man is walking home through a park one night after a fancy dress party While he is walking home he feels the need to s**t so he crouches down on the grass and does his business Just as he is finishing he sees a policeman walking towards him He covers the s**t with his hat When the policeman arrives he asks the man What have you go under there? The man replies I just caught the fastest thing in the world The policeman says Let me have a look The man replies As I said it s the fastest thing in the world If I take the hat off it it will get away The policeman tells the man Take the top hat off and as soon as you do I will catch it The man replies OK if you insist When the man lifts the top hat the policeman tries to grab it and gets a handful of s**t What s this? he screams at the man I told you it was the fastest thing in the world the man replies But you sure scared the s**t out of it