Shayari Bazar

A scouser was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in the corner He had tribal gear on long white plaits wrinkled face Who`s he? asked the scouser That`s the Memory Man said the bartender He knows everything remembers everything He can remember any fact he experiences Go and try him out So the scouser goes over and thinking he won`t know about English football asks Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final? Liverpool replies the Memory Man Who did they beat? Leeds was the instant reply And the score? 2-1 Who scored the winning goal? Ian St John was the old man`s reply without a hint of hesitation The scouser was knocked out by this and told everyone back home about the Memory Man when he got back A few years later he went back to the USA and tried to find the impressive Memory Man Eventually he found the bar and sitting in the same seat was the old Indian only this time he was older and even more wrinkled Because he was so impressed the scouser decided to greet the Indian in his native tongue He approached him with the greeting How The Memory man looked up and replied Diving header in the six yard box