In prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle In prison: You get three meals a day At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it In prison: You get time off for good behavior At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you At work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself In prison: You can watch TV and play games At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games In prison: You get your own toilet At work: You have to share In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit At work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends In prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required At work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners In prison: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars In prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic At work: They are called supervisors In prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes At work: You get fired if you get caught

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