Shayari Bazar

An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up He said I feel terrible Please examine me and tell me what s wrong with me? Let s begin with a few questions said the doctor Do you drink much? Alcohol? said the man I m a teetotaller Never touch a drop How about smoking? asked the doctor Never replied the man Tobacco is bad and I have strong principles against it Well uh asked the doctor Do you have much of a sex life? Oh no said the man Sex is sin I m in bed by 10:30 every night always have been The doctor paused looked at the man hard and asked Well do you have pains in your head? Yes said the man I have terrible pains in my head OK said the doctor That s your trouble Your halo is on too tight